my hilarious kiddo

So last night my kiddo runs to her bedroom and comes to the living room and is wearing....JUST SHORTS. She has no shirt on, no socks, no shoes....and her shorts are extremely tight haha. Her Daddy asked "could you find some more spandexxy shorts?" She looks at him and says "nope, I don't have any spandex" Well I told her eventually she needed to go "get her shirt on her jawmmy shirt on its kinda cold and its almost bed time" she looks at me with BIG sad EYES and says "but mamma. but mamma I AM fixin to do push ups with my Daddy" so therefore the reason she was wearing just shorts...cause that is what her Daddy wears when he works out at night lol. ANYWAYS! So Hunter was being an ass last night and he kept on and kept on bugging the shit out of me and Keigan both lol! So I looked at him and said "STOP being a butt....I WANTED to say more but there is little ears so I wont" lol! About that time Keigan looks up at her Daddy and says "stop...or evwyone will think you're a djuuurk" I said "what did you say Keigan?" She said "you know djuuurky beef! He is acting like a djurrky beef!" hahahahahahaha we all laughed so hard! I sure do love my hilarious kiddo!