Hawaii get READY!

 Okay so we are going to Hawaii in 2 days...that's right you heard 2 days! We have been counting down these days for like 5 months! lol. We are so excited. Yesterday Keigan actually learned to snorkel so believe we are going to have a freaking blast! We leave Wednesday morning at 8 am and arrive in Oahu Hawaii at 11:30 there time so we have all day Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday and then part of Tuesday! We are so ready! Keigan is especially! Okay maybe we all are! Its Hunter, his mom Barbara, his step dad Ron, Keigan and myself! (Thank you Matto for staying with our dogs this entire time we love you) Anyways here is just a glimpse of what we are doing and what we will get to see =))

                                                                      Waikiki Island

                       
                  US Arizona / Pearl Harbor
                                                                                                                       

                 

                        We are SNORKELING!! I have never been nor has Keigan and we are ready!

Then we are going to have some drinks, do some walking, some shopping and over all have the time of our lives! 

Awwe you maayyweed?

Okay Keigan has this thing about if someone holds hands, hugs, or kisses you are "maayyweed" aka "married". LOL. She actually likes to ask us if we are or if this person is or that person is? Well EVERY TIME and I mean EVERY SINGLE TIME Hunter or I hug or kiss or anything she asks "awwe you guys maayyweed?" What do we say "YES we are!" If she sees her grandparents hold hands "awwe they maayyweed?" If there is a movie on or a tv show on she has to comment on them being married as well. Well now that she has this established she knows she cant kiss a boy, hold a boys hand, or give a boy a hug without being married and Hunter and I think that is an excellent plan haha until she is married! 

Well we are off to Granbury to visit Granny B, Pops, Granny Helen, and Baby Paizley. Paizley is Keigans cousin! <- Slade (Hunter's little brother)'s baby. We haven't seen her since the day after she was born and it has been way to stinking long if ya ask me! Coming from his side being divorced and my side being divorced (2x) its so hard to separate our little Davis Bunchh selves to see everyone and make sure we keep our relationships great with everyone ya know? I say its hard but I (Blaine) am the freaking master at it. Let me tell you and maybe its because my parents have been divorced since I was 3 (Keigans age....so sad and hard to believe) and I have been pulled every which way between my Dad's family and my Mom's family...so I learned at very young age to please everyone. If I am going to Oklahoma to see my family (which are all Okiiiies - and I am so proud to be one) I will leave on a Thursday morning. I actually try to leave around 8 or 9am. That way I have all day Thursday, all day Friday, and all day Saturday and half the day on Sunday. Thursday when I get there if my Dad is home I will stop in Terral to see him, for a few hours. I will head to Waurika to see my Mom. Now if all y'all don't know...my whole entire family (my dads and my moms and my xstep dad) live in a 30 mile radius down HWY 81 and 79 lol. VERY EASY to separate ourselves amongst them all! Anyways I will probably stay the night with my Mom Thursday. Friday Morning I will wake up VERY VERY early and go fishing with my Dad and stay with him all day Friday and Friday night and stay the night with him. Saturday morning wake up and go see Rusty (if he isn't to busy, he owns a convenient store) if not I will go hang out with my Uncle Lance and Aunt Lisa at my Nannys house! Eat supper Saturday night with my HUGE great Okkiehommma family. Sunday wake up and hang out with my daddy, eat a big lunch or wait till supper and head home. <- I am a big big family girl and Keigan takes after me because she loves both the families mine and her Daddys just as much! Now Hunters dad lives in Winters (Abilene) and we don't get to see him that often because its a 3 1/2 hour drive but we do try! His mom we get to see A LOT! She lives in Granbury and KEigan loves it that a way! If we don't see her ATLEAST every other weekend Keigan as well as me, and Granny B have a little bit of with drawls lol! ANNNNWAYS sorry I went on and on in the blog and a little off task from my title but if you really want to know how to please everyone in your family you can ask me and ask anyone in my families because I am it!

TGIF??? Not really =(

So Keigan woke up today and went and laid on the couch. Now I know that when she ends up on the couch its because she came from her bed because she isn't feeling good. This has been going on for about 2 years now...some nights she will eat a few bites and say she is full and she wakes up the next morning so sick. I don't want to come off as a bitch of a mom but when she is sick I make her sit on her daddy's recliner or make her a pallet on the floor not my micro suede couches. Well she woke up this morning on the couch and told me she was very shaky and didn't feel well (the usual morning after not eating a lot). So I make her some breakfast and make her drink some ice water. She moves from the couch to her table, throwing up the whole way. I clean that up and she sits at her table to eat but doesn't, stares at the tv and pukes again. I rush her to the rest room as she continues down the hallway. Okay so I think she is done...honestly (how much can one little 3 year old throw up) I lay her on the couch with a blanket underneath her (just in case) well what do you know she isn't done and the blanket didn't do shit! I call all her grand parents and they are all working =( and so is her daddy.  Trust me if this is your first kiddo you like to call the people that raised you for info, pointers, words of encouragement, and etc....Well Hunter finally calls me back and says give her some chocolate milk and she says she can drink that but she doesn't want to eat anything at all. I give her the milk she drinks about 2 ounces of it then lays on the floor and  BAM there it goes again....I race her once again down the hallway but this time to my bathroom so I can give her a bath and it once again continues all the way till we get there. Okay now I consider myself a strong girl that can handle anything...I mean I can watch scary movies, clean fish, gut a deer, kill animals, and more...but I DO NOT DO THROW UP....let me repeat myself I DO NOT DO FREAKING THROW UP! Okay I could handle it till she drink the damn milk then it was down hill from there. I can do everything but I don't do the smell of it....and my gag reflexes once I do are insane! So I call Hunter and I am bitching at him asking him WHY the hell he would EVER tell me to give her milk and I am crying at the point because I feel helpless because I am a puss when it comes to this shit ya know? What is he doing....HE is laughing his butt off at me and I mean hard laughing! Well I clean it all up SOMEHOW and bathe Keigy. She says she feels better and has apologized for getting sick everywhere and that she wants some pizza....so in the oven I am putting Totinos Little Pizza, and we are done tip toeing around the house, scrubbing the spots we just tiptoed and done rushing to one end of the house to the other......so everyone please pray that this Friday looks up from here....not throws up from here 

Keigy on the couch - out and sick

Hope my sweet girl gets to feelin better so soon!

3 generations

Okay so my mom, my sister, and my niece came to my house on Tuesday morning and left around 12ish today. For one I don't think that we get enough time together in 2 1/2 days (boooo) but I will take what I can get...especially with my niece Lynlee Shea. <- this little girl means so much to me! Sure I don't get to see her all the time but she still has a bond with me like we see each other every day, hell next to my sister I was the first person that got to hold her, the first person that changed her diaper, the first person that gave her hers first bath, and it doesn't end there! LOVE LOVE that baby girl! Keigan does too...she is absolutely crazy about her cousin...anyways...my sister and mamma are probably 2 of my like 10 favorite people lol! We had a great time! I will post some funny funny ass videos shortly, but here is our photos from today...there isnt too many because 1 it was hot as hell, 2 we have a 1 year old, 3 we have a 3 year old who wanted to play at the park and 4 we had a 20 year old who doesn't like the heat hahaha! <- Cortney if y'all didn't know!  

The Hoos and the Haas

Okay so if you have a kiddo you might now where this whole blog comes from. So having a 3 year old little girl with never ending questions...you have to make sure you have never ending answers. As a baby her daddy and I decided that we would call her "area" a "hoohaa". I know I know everyone calls them different things and that's fine but that's just what we came up with. Well as most of you recall from an earlier blog Keigan had seen a little boy changing during swim school and borderline freaked out haha but this blog is a total different story! Keigan was pottying at PK this weekend and it was #2. She is a big girl and can go potty with out any ones help but #2 she hasn't mastered wiping of course...but hey shes 3. During this whole time on the potty (7-10 minutes) her daddy was in there putting towels away and waiting for her to be done. She looked at Hunter (while still on the potty, shitting) and said "Daddy do you have a hoohaa?" Hunter looking nervous as hell said the first that came to his mind "Yes I do." Thinking this would be the answer she was looking for and all would go on she looked at him and said "Its a hanger hoohaa though.'' Hunter then looking like all the breath was knocked out of him said the first thing that came to his mind once again "Yeah that's right kiddo" Then he thought for sure this conversation was over...or at least he was prayin it was over. Keigan then said " and you stand up to pee right?'' Hunter was totally floored at this point and said "Yes Keigan, who told you about all this anyways" she said "myself?"....well we figured it was because our friends all have boys at the lake and of course men will be men or boys will be boys and they believe that the outside is their toilet and they of course just peed outside anywhere and everywhere and Keigan just happened to see it....but now I feel we got that out of the future "Keigans 20 questions" we feel relieved lol!

Expensive taste for a 3 year old

Okay so I have 3 different kinds of perfumes. Here they are

Okay I have been wearing Heavenly and Hypnotic Poison since High School. I got Fantasy for Christmas a few years ago and love it as well. Anybody that knows me will tell you I wear Dior way more...its pretty much my signature scent lol! Well Keigan Jaed Davis just walked by me and I got this HUGE whiff of Christian Dior Hypnotic Poison --- and I wanted to DIE! I had to get on to her because for 1 she knows better then to get into my bathroom and 2 she knows better then to put perfume on without my help. I am however impressed that she liked the more expensive one but also...she used more then 1/2 of it and for that she is in trouble lol! Anyways....now I will be having to ask for some more for Christmas =(

Maytag Washer VS Hunter Davis

Women VS Men ----is what I should have titled this blog....

Okay so our washer has been acting up - like crazy and we have only had it for 3 or so years. Hunter has been trying to get this thing apart for about 2 hours now...and it has been a complete and utter bitch! I ask him if I need to "google" or "youtube" how to get it apart and he says "sure you might as well". Well we searched everywhere online and found nothing, nada, zero, zilch! I am watching him going around in circles (being serious) and I look at him and say well "why don't you try those two screw on the back". OF COURSE a man being a man...."those arent important, baby" Well what do ya know I just looked over there and BOOM what was that handsome, know it all, man of the house husband of mine doing?? That's right ladies and gents he wast unscrewing those two little NON IMPORTANT screws..hmmmm. I didn't let him see me see him doing what I told him to do but I am telling all you my friends that BLAINE DAVIS was right and HUNTER DAVIS will never admit it lol!